What IS going on?
Aubergines wearing 70's porn-star moustaches and kepis
We know who really pisses you off... EVERYONE!
We're a one-bucket family
Hangover? Moi?
The omnipotent Supreme Being of displacement activity
Your hair? It looks lovely darling
It's only a little klaxon!
I was feeling a bit fuzzy this morning...
Libertines:1 Puritans: 0
You live another decade and I'll be very impressed...
Cornflakes or a Portuguese Man 'O War?
I'm standing by to jingle some bells
Mr Wallpaper Must Die!
Stop singing Daddy. It is annoying my head.
Life is like a comedy of errors today, but without the comedy
Stop singing Mummy. It is annoying my head.
Hangover? Moi?
This work business was a bit of a laugh when it started.
I Rule This Sofa
Coffee and swearing
Cock-shrivellingly cold
And the weekend score was Libertines: 1 Puritans: 0
I'm dressed entirely in pudding...
More painful than childbirth
Libertines:1 Puritans: 0